wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
giving away my MCR Black Parade jacket because i hardly wear it anymore and i need wardrobe space!!!
its a size medium.
i ship internationally ❤️ ill pay for postage.
must be willing to give ur address or i cant rly ship it u know
reblogs AND likes count!!! ill be picking the winner using random.org
ends in a month at 8pm!! (july 26th UK time)
((soz i typed this out on my phone it might be shitty))
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